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Phat Loot Phriday: Lord Walden’s Top Hat

July 31st, 2010

(SPOILER NOTE FROM THROGG — THIS ARTICLE MIGHT HAVE HABERDASHERY BASED SPOILERS ABOUT CATACLYSM.)

“Oh,” Lolegolas said, tossing a cascade of blonde ribbons over his shoulder like a wheat fountain. “Throgg, I must say. I must take it all back. That haberdasher you’ve seen has performed a miracle for you.”

Throgg blinked. “Not Christmas, little belfling. I do not have her Dasher.”

Lolegolas held perfectly still, blinking at the orc with confused eyes. “Have her Dash … oh! Oh, no! I meant haberdasher. The hatter you must have visited. For the hat you are wearing is quite marvelous!”

“You really like it? It is Lord Walden’s Top Hat. It does nothing for me,” Throgg said in slow, careful words. He nudged the front of the hat up slightly, letting his unibrow shine in the sunlight.

“I must disagree, fair Throgg,” Lolegolas said, waving away the comment with his perfectly manicured fingers. “It does wonders for the shape of your skull. It’s gone from being quite block-shaped to something more like a rectangle. Your entire face is far more geometrically sound now.”

“No,” Throgg said. “I mean, it has no stats on it. It does nothing. But it sure looks nice.”

“Well, then, Throgg,” Lolegolas said. “Why are you wearing it?”

The orc smiled as he slid a monocle onto his nose. “Take up banking.”

Name Lord Walden’s Top Hat
Damage Immense to the hearts and romances of those around you
How to get it It’s a quest item in Cataclysm. You must handle the Betrayal at Tempest’s Reach.
How to get rid of it You sell it to some soulless vendor for 1 copper.

Gallery: Phat Loot Phriday: Cataclysm